Youngbird Wins Best Joke Contest
Winona Youngbird is the winner of the "Best Joke" contest held in conjunction with comedian Demetri Martin's October 23 performance at Southwestern Oklahoma State University in Weatherford.
Youngbird, a SWOSU student from Watonga, wins two tickets to the Martin event, which is part of the SWOSU Panorama series. The title of her joke is "Women's Butt Size Study." The Panorama Committee sponsored the "Best Joke" contest.
Winning second place was Braden Davis, and third place winner was Daniel Lively. Honorable mention went to Ryan Kendrick.
First place-Women's Butt Size Study
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their butts; the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their butt is too fat........10% of women think their butt is too skinny.......the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.
Second place-Ugliest Children
Do you know what sex position makes the ugliest children?............ask your mother!
Third place-Buddies in a Car Crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, ‘Look, he's moving!'"
Honorable Mention-Funeral and the Golfer
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."