I. Thou shall not TASTE thy experiment in vain .

II. FRIDAY shall be thy holy research day .

III. Thou shall honor thy NMR and GC/MS .

IV. When in doubt, breathe HELIUM .

V. Thou shall not SPILL .

VI. Thou shall not steal. I.R.PRINTER.

VII. Thou shall not falsify lab NOTEBOOK .

VIII. Thou shall love thy GOGGLES above thyself .

IX. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's GLASSWARE .

X. For divine INSPIRATION, breathe ether .